Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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