Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
