A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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