these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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