STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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