the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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