i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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