she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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