It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sorry my hands just texted you
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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