quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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