please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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