Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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