how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize
