I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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