Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
he puts the penis in happiness.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just gargled with NyQuil
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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