apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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