put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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