Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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