when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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