all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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