DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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