they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
