Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
this will be a night to untag.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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