I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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