it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
