I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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