I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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