This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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