i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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