he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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