In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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