But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
