she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
