every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
this is an emotional support booty call
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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