UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
