I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I am available for nakedness
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize