There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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