marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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