So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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