tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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