grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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