I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Terrible idea I love it
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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