I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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