i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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