do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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