are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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