YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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