Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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