do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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