put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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