Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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